Haiku Movie Review! Murder on the Orient Express

Purists may bitch, but 
still a fine Christie primer  
for the next gen.  B

Haiku Movie Review! Bright

Greyhawk 2000 
meets Training Day...  More fun than 
Justice League.  B plus

Haiku Movie Review! Justice League

Weak script, lame villain,
jarring CGI.  But... great 
heroes.  C minus

Haiku Movie Review! T2 Trainspotting

I felt profoundly
sad and old after.  But that's
the point?  A minus

Haiku Movie Review! Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2

Fun, funny, and sure,
all the tunes.  But still... lacking
in purpose?  B plus

Haiku Movie Review! Arrival

Well crafted...  But it's
not about what it says it's
about.  B minus

Haiku Movie Review! Star Wars: Rogue One

Wow.  Holy shit.  Wow.
(A bit too much fan service
and CGI.)  A

Haiku Movie Review! Doctor Strange

Breakneck pace and boss
visuals, but it'd be
nice to breathe...  B+

Haiku Movie Review! Yoga Hosers

A Kev flick I could
share with my kid!  (Only slight
cringing...)  B-

(What?  Were you expecting me just to give it an "Eh"?)

Haiku Movie Review! Suicide Squad

Pretty good fun. Great
cast, action, dialogue. Don't
overthink it.  B

Haiku Movie Review! Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice

Rushed, with some logic
jumps, but otherwise a grand
spectacle.  B+

Haiku Movie Review! Deadpool

The best romantic
comedy I've seen since Fools
Rush In, hands down.  A

(You know you want to)

Haiku Movie Review! Star Wars: The Force Awakens

So much freaking fun.
Who's with me to go see it
again Tuesday?  A

Haiku Movie Review! Pixels

Could have been worse - if
Peter Jackson directed.
(Dinklage saves it.)  D

Haiku Movie Review! Ant-Man

This clever heist flick
did capture my heart and mind.
Another!  B+

Haiku Movie Review! Mr. Holmes

A welcome respite
from tentpole capes.  Still - slowish, 

with much grunting.  B

Haiku Movie Review! Jurassic World

Quite good.  Would've been
brilliant though if Chris and Bryce 

had swapped roles.  B +

Haiku Movie Review! Birdman, or the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance

Very cleverly 
written, shot, and edited.
Must see:   A -

Haiku Movie Review! The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Masturbatory
fan fic misses the whole point.   
F - -

Haiku Movie Review! Sin City: A Dame To Kill For

Film noir to the max.
Cast changes confuse.  Good use 
of 3-D.  Fun.   B